MySpace Debutantes

By definition, a debutante is a young woman, usually 18, making her debut into society. Unfortunately, some of the young women on Myspace are making the “wrong debut” into society. Wrong maybe isn’t fair, and definitely just an opinion, but I do have to say this about your past time, which is a fact Im sure… its annoying.

Ok, so maybe you like to take your clothes off, this cant be that bad of a thing to do under the right circumstances I know, and sometimes maybe you like to video tape yourself or sit on your bed in front of your trusty web cam and practice your bedroom gymnastics, again Im sure that works out great for you. Im not going to waste your time or mine judging you on what your hobbies are, my only problem is I get the same messages… every day… word for word… from Sarah XoxOXOxo (Big Kiss, Little Hug, Little Kiss, Big Hug, Big Kiss, Big Hug, Little Kiss, Little Hug) or one of her “associates” saying the same type of things that definitely are a waste of my time… literally just to sit there and delete them all. Your profile says you live in Dayton, OH but you just moved into my area (Houston???) and saw my page, so you want to be friends now huh… makes perfect sense where do I sign???, looking to meet some new friends in a new area with your legs spread open across your computer desk is always the most effective way Im sure? Maybe I should try that? I can see how that works great for you. And you want me to hit you up on MSN but not AIM b/c it freezes all the time? And you are new to Myspace so it may take you a while to respond to a message if in fact I am stupid enough to waste my time doing so? I don’t talk on AIM or MSN, I talk to my friends… on myspace, and all you do is get in the way of that and give this site a bad name. You are new to myspace b/c every time you make a page you get kicked out for putting some bullshit material up and if you aren’t sending stupid messages with a different name each time that are all the same person you are annoying me with endless friend requests. Yes you are very talented, very sneaky, congratulations. 15 requests pop up and all are… you guessed it still Sarah from earlier, just with 15 different profiles that all have made up names to get your attention/ look different… and if you actually take the time to look at any of them, giving them the benefit of the doubt that one of the pages wont have the same ten disgusting pictures you have seen before, you find that again you were wrong. Some of them let you click on their page only to find out now you get to download the “My space Adult Viewer”… make sure you do this though because then once you get that all set up you can look at the real nice, classy girls. Detect sarcasm here…maybe… You guys who actually add these debutantes as friends don’t help the cause at all either. Seriously think man. Its all bullshit and a waste of time. As if porn isn’t big enough on the Internet? You feel the need to put yourself exposed on this site. What bothers me is not that you do it… that’s none of my business, I just don’t want to see it. Looking at the picture of half of your ass hanging out doesn’t intrigue me or get me excited, it makes me sick to my stomach and pissed off that I have to spend time looking at your disgusting pics, denying your requests, and deleting your same lame ass messages, 50 times a day. Best of luck to you, but FUCK OFF, and I mean that in a good Christian Way…

And no I should not have to set my profile up as private to block everyone just because of you dumb bitches.